Top 10 Reasons You Know Your Husband is Gay

I know that no one wants to hear from their spouse that they’re gay. It’s a sucker punch to the gut that knocks the wind right out of you. So for those of you that are wondering if maybe your husband might be more interested in balls and bats than hoo-has, here are some pointers I picked up a little too late.

1. He really likes split-leg, super short running shorts.

2. He has no qualms dressing up in a skirt for Sunday ultimate frisbee.

3. He’s way too willing to support your Glee obsession.

4. He wears Speedos to avoid tan lines. The fact that they look like the Swiss flag is just a bonus.

5. He loves singing “Defying Gravity” and “Don’t Stop Believing” with you as a duet while driving.

6. He takes you to see “Wicked” (or any other musical) whenever it’s showing.

7. He doesn’t like strip clubs or titty bars.

8. He becomes fastidious in his grooming, including manscaping.

9. “Grindr” and “Break the Illusion” are in your computer’s search history.

And for those of us who are a little slow on the uptake, then best way to know if your husband is gay is…

10. He tells you he is attracted to men.

Yep, that oughtta do it.

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